My best experience in primary school was when I was having an English class in primary one. This teacher would talk non-stop and never let us goes to the toilet. So I was happening to have a stomachache that day out of no where. And so I asked about three times whether can I go to the toilet. She ignored me. So I keep silent. Well there’s always a limit to how much a person can bear. The pain was unbearable and I was very sure that I couldn’t wait anymore and just at that very moment. I did it in the class and on my pants. Everyone was staring at me as if I am a garbage. And yes, you might never want to how that feels.
I was being ask to go staff room to take the spelling book for the whole class. I was so glad because I was seldom running an errand for teachers. So as to impress her, I ran as fast as I could. With my size in the past, You could hear me from blocks away when I ran. So I reached the staff room. I found the book and get it out. I ran again. This time I wasn’t so lucky. I actually missed a step and fell. When I got up, I did not grab hold of the railings well and I rolled down the stairs together with the books. I was so shocked and I saw blood on the floor and I went black out. The next moment I woke up and found out I am in hospital.
So which is true which is false? Make a guess. I can only tell you one truth. That is i spend time writing these two story in the class. haha okie, enjoy.

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November 24, 2007 at 3:44 am
rosana15
The first one is True! how?
November 24, 2007 at 8:37 am
happyfatty
I think the first one is true. It would be such a waste not to be true. Yichee shits in his pants yey! Now I’ve got new stuff to tease you with. Hehehe
Okay whatever, I think the first one is true.
November 26, 2007 at 10:45 pm
dayahaziz
i guess story #1 is the truth. because i think it is more convincing. HAHA!
November 27, 2007 at 11:53 am
misterryan
That is very odd you begin a story about crapping your pants with “The best experience in primary school…” You are an unusual man, Yi Chee.
I think the second story is a bit extreme. While the first one is gross, I’m going to guess that it’s true.
November 27, 2007 at 5:54 pm
lordnagrath
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA funny sia the first story. “People think you’re garbage” hahahahahaha! Ok back to business. Story 1 is true, story 2 is false! Hahhahahah funny la you Yi Chee.
November 28, 2007 at 11:03 pm
ting
Haha! Mr Ryan was right. What “best experience” was that! If I were you I wouldnt call that the “best” experience but an embarrassing one. Haha. Anyway, I going for story 1 and I believe Im right. =)
November 29, 2007 at 9:47 am
jon
HAHA yea good one mr. ryan… but yea the first one looks VERY unbelievable to me…. so i’d say the second one…. although i feel both are unbelievable still…
November 29, 2007 at 10:02 am
icyboyz
I guess the first’s one true =D. wooho!
November 30, 2007 at 12:48 am
Cheryl Ann
i think that the second one is the false story.haha because you look like you will crap in your pants!just kidding.well,i don’t think you will see blood on the floor when you roll down the stairs.i think you will hit a wall or something first.so extreme!
November 30, 2007 at 9:16 am
Sally'
First is true. Sounds like you.
November 30, 2007 at 9:17 am
amz
true….story one!!!
November 30, 2007 at 9:18 am
faliaandamz
true…one
November 30, 2007 at 9:18 am
therampagingtomato
[Cough] 1
November 30, 2007 at 9:18 am
sktterbrain
First one. That’s worser than pissing in your pants. :/